Quote by Steven Wright

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Isaid, I'll be the one in the leather jacket. She said, I'llbe the one drinking sake. Turned out it was one of thosebikersushi places. We never met.

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Isa

Summary

This quote tells a humorous story of a person trying to set up a blind date. The person describes their appearance as the one in the leather jacket, and their potential date suggests they will be the one drinking sake. However, the unexpected twist is that the venue turns out to be a combination of a biker bar and a sushi restaurant. The humor lies in the clear mismatch between the initial expectations and the eventual reality, leading to the conclusion that the blind date never took place.

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Humor Funny

By Steven Wright

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