Quote by Steven Wright

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Isaid, I'll be the one in the leather jacket. She said, I'llbe the one drinking sake. Turned out it was one of thosebiker sushi places. We never met.

Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. Isa

Summary

This quote highlights the miscommunication and unexpected twists that can occur during blind dates. The speaker describes how he arranged to meet someone at a restaurant, using their unique clothing choices as identifiers. However, due to a misunderstanding, they both end up at a biker sushi place instead. This mishap ultimately prevents them from actually meeting. This anecdote serves as a humorous reminder of the unpredictability of blind dates and the potential for things to not go as planned.

By Steven Wright

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