Quote by Dane Cook

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't th

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker acknowledges their room for improvement in their sense of humor. It implies that the speaker's ex-girlfriends did not find them funny, highlighting a potential shortcoming in their comedic abilities. The quote reflects the speaker's recognition of the need for personal growth and the willingness to work on developing their sense of humor to be more appealing to others.

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By Dane Cook

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