If you can control your behavior when everything around you is out of control, you can model for your children a valuable lesson in patience and understanding...and snatch an opportunity to shape character.

The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.

Avicenna

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself thinking once or twice a week.

George Bernard Shaw

If the only significant history of human thought were to be written, it would have to be the history of its successive regrets and its impotences.

Albert Camus

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst

The relationship of black Americans to Obama is sociologically riveting.

Andrew Sullivan

Throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people we most despise.

Charles Dickens

I am an artist. I am here to live out loud.

Emile Zola

Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him.

James Barrie

There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure.

Dwight D Eisenhower, no source f

People only tell lies when the truth is disagreeable to them, or frightens them, or to cover sin.

Anne Perry

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Rodney Dangerfield

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

Brian Celio