Quote by Mark Twain

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda

Summary

This quote, often attributed to American author and humorist Mark Twain, humorously reflects an individual's personal preference for staying in a desirable earthly location like Bermuda instead of going to heaven. It showcases the idea that people's desires, even within religious perspectives, can differ based on their own preferences and pleasures. It conveys a light-hearted approach to the notion of heaven, highlighting the importance of earthly experiences and personal choices as opposed to traditional notions of an afterlife.

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By Mark Twain

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