Quote by Steven Wright

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

Summary

This quote implies that the speaker possesses an extraordinary ability to levitate birds, which is a fascinating and unique talent. However, it humorously highlights the disappointing reality that no one seems to be interested or appreciative of this remarkable feat. This short explanation emphasizes the irony of having a special skill that goes unnoticed or unappreciated by others.

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By Steven Wright

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