If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.

Samuel Butler

It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be.

Isaac Asimov

What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.

Thomas Carlyle

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Craig Ferguson

A man's true wealth is the good he does in the world. Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror. But you are eternity and you are the mirror.

Kahlil Gibran

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.

Helen Rowland

I think we were raised in a nice Texas Jewish family where education was the most important thing, and close behind that was the arts. It was emphasized and expected that we'd play piano.

Lisa Loeb

Man is a piece of the universe made alive

Ralph Waldo Emerson

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

Benjamin Disraeli

I was a total athlete. I loved sports, but when I realized I wasn't going to be a professional athlete, I realized I wanted to be in movies.

Seann William Scott

General benevolence, but not general friendship, made a man what he ought to be.

Jane Austen

Unless you have a perception of who you are as a lawyer, you will never be at ease in dealing with legal matters, clients, or courts. But if you know who you are and why you're there, all you need is the expertise and the information.

Samuel Dash