I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

Bauvard

Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of unhappiness.

LaoTzu

Go as far as the eye can see, and when you get there, look farther.

Anonymous

It's extremely hard for athletes to accept what's happened to them sometimes. It's hard to be beaten by a small margin, and I've spoken with athletes who, for years afterward, have been tormented by the knowledge that, had they done something ever so slightly different, they could have been one-ten-thousandth of a second quicker.

Chris Cleave

To hear complaints is tiresome to the miserable and the happy.

Johnson

The affairs of the world are no more than so much trickery, and a man who toils for money or honour or whatever else in deference to the wishes of others, rather than because his own desire or needs lead him to do so, will always be a fool.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We must be willing to pay a price for freedom.

H. L. Mencken

Money changes all the iron rules into rubber bands.

Ryszard Kapuscinski

My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field.

Bo Jackson

What has become clear to you since we last met?

Benjamin Franklin

But you only get so many do-overs in this life, so many chances to, if not change your past, alter your future.

Sarah Dessen

When they're standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment.

Terry Pratchett