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In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.


In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to g

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of highlighting the unpredictable nature of natural disasters like earthquakes. It suggests that, in the unlikely event of an earthquake in Las Vegas, going to the Keno Lounge would be safe because it is sarcastically portrayed as a place that is always overlooked by disasters. The quote serves to remind us that unpredictable events can happen anywhere, even in unexpected places, but should not be taken too seriously as it exaggerates the notion of safety within a specific location.

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