Quote by Terry Pratchett

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that cats are naturally drawn to kitchens, implying that their presence in this particular area is inevitable. It highlights the stereotypical behavior of cats, who are often curious about what goes on in the kitchen, whether it's exploring new smells, searching for food, or simply seeking warmth. Just as rocks are effortlessly pulled towards gravitational forces, so too are cats seemingly uncontrollably attracted to the kitchen.

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By Terry Pratchett

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