Quote by Steven Morrissey
CH: Have you told many fibs today? M: I lie a lot - it's really useful - but everything I've said today has been the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me... er... Trevor...

Summary
In this quote, CH is asking if M has told many lies today. M's response is a playful admission of being someone who lies frequently, finding it useful. However, M assures that everything said on that particular day has been completely honest, using a humorous reference to the oath in a courtroom setting. The quote reflects M's awareness and acceptance of their tendency to fib while highlighting their current commitment to truthfulness.