Each of our children during their high school years went to 'early morning seminary' - scripture study classes that met in the home of a church member every school day morning from 6:30 until 7:15.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Jeff Foxworthy

People have doubted me and criticized me my whole life, and that's why I'm the way I am.

Terrell Owens

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.

G.K. Chesterton

Every church is a stone on the grave of a god-man: it does not want him to rise up again under any circumstances.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

Aldous Huxley

One wanders to the left, another to the right. Both are equally in error, but, are seduced by different delusions.

Horace

The religious idea of God cannot do full duty for the metaphysical infinity.

Alan Watts

A classic is classic not because it conforms to certain structural rules, or fits certain definitions (of which its author had quite probably never heard). It is classic because of a certain eternal and irrepressible freshness.

Ezra Pound

BlessBacks: Souvenirs for those who express their gratitude to their illuminators.

Julie Saffrin

Yeah, I think it motivates you as people start to count you out. It doesn't make you play any harder, because every time you go out on the field you give 110 percent, but it does give you more of an edge mentally, knowing that you were in the same situation, because in sports you always find yourself behind.

Joe Montana

The essence of justice is mercy.

Edwin Hubbell Chapin

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Craig Ferguson