If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Erma Bombeck

We forget that we are all dead men conversing with dead men.

Jorge Luis Borges

I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.

Silvio Berlusconi

The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale

Thomas Jefferson

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Kathy Griffin

Our work is to present things that are as they are.

Frederick the Great

Since Castro took power, the Cuban people have been denied basic human freedoms. No freedom of religion, no freedom of the press, no political freedom. And the regime uses brutality and violence to suppress these freedoms and impose its will.

Mitt Romney

We should never denigrate any other culture but rather help people to understand the relationship between their own culture and the dominant culture. When you understand another culture or language, it does not mean that you have to lose your own culture.

Edward T. Hall

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead the living have no right to forget.

Chaim Herzog

Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary. ?

Jarod Kintz

Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things --wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its earth to concrete... babies are almost the only remaining link with nature, with the natural world of living things from which we spring.

Eda J. Le Shan

Life is the dynamic, creative edge of reality.

Eric Parslow