I come from a family of losers, and I've rejected my family as something I don't want to be like.

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Anon.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben

There is no such things as magic, though there is such a thing as knowledge of the hidden ways of Nature.

H. Rider Haggard

Maybe I don't believe things myself, as well. Truth is such a transient thing.

Tracey Emin

This mournful truth is ev'rywhere confess'd,- Slow rises worth by poverty depress'd

Samuel Johnson

It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.

Mindy Kaling

I cast unusual people in my movies.

Albert Brooks

Ocean: A body of water occupying about twothirds of a world made for man who has no gills.

Ambrose Bierce

Don't waste your time striving for perfection, instead, strive for excellence -- doing your best.

Sir Laurence Olivier

Memory is the receptacle and case of science: and therefore mine being so treacherous, if I know little, I cannot much complain. I know, in general, the names of the arts, and of what they treat, but nothing more. I turn over books; I do not study them. What I retain I no longerrecognise as another's; 'tis only what my judgment has made its advantage of, the discourses and imaginations in which it has been instructed: the author, place, words, and other circumstances, I immediately forget; and I am so excellent at forgetting, that I no less forget my own writingsand compositions than the rest. I am very often quoted to myself, and am not aware of it. Whoever should inquire of me where I had the verses and examples, that I have here huddled together, would puzzle me to tell him, and yet I have not borrowed them but from famous and known authors, not contenting myself that they were rich, if I, moreover, had them not from rich and honourable hands, where there is a concurrence of authority with reason. It is no great wonder if my book run the same fortune that otherbooks do, if my memory lose what I have written as well as what I have read, and what I give, as well as what I receive.

Michel de Montaigne

I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.

Samuel Johnson

The age demanded that we dance And jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed The sort of shit that it demanded.

Ernest Hemingway