I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner.

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country.

Alfred Adler

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

Julian Barnes

The men with the muck-rake are often indispensable to the well-being of society, but only if they know when to stop raking the muck.

Theodore Roosevelt

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

Josh Billings

You have had indeed a fair trial. It is a shocking thing when a judge of your high office is shown to have betrayed the truth and his honor, and I sentence you to the penitentiary.

Florence E. Allen

Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see it's not an issue of black and white, it's an issue of Lovers and Haters.

Eden Ahbez

At the end of the day, sleep is a barometer of your emotional health. And so if you're not in the right place where you need to be, then you're going to have voices keeping you up at night because you have to work through those issues.

Mehmet Oz

Life is full of chances and changes, and the most prosperous of men may...meet with great misfortunes.

Aristotle

No one should suffer from the great delusion that any form of communism or socialism which promotes the dictatorship of the few instead of the initiative of the millions can produce a happier or more prosperous society.

Charles E. Wilson

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

Carrot Top

Are you going out after the truth, or are you going out after something you believe?

Richard D. Rosen

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork - Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde