The comic is the perception of the opposite humor is the feeling of it.

(Referring to a glass of water:) I mixed this myself. Twoparts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

Steven Wright

He had gone beyond the world of metaphor and simile into the place of things that are, and it was changing him.

Neil Gaiman

I never really hated any particular sport but out of all the sports, I used to prefer the team games to running and sprinting and those types of things.

Rachel Stevens

My mentality is that of a samurai. I would rather commit seppuku than fail.

Elon Musk

I foresee the Chinese ruling the world. What are you going to do to stop it? No president of the United States will ever have enough power to stop the Chinese when they want to take over the world.

Evel Knievel

Eve is a twofold mystery.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

We can only know one thing about God -- that he is what we are not. Our wretchedness alone is an image of this. The more we contemplate it, the more we contemplate him.

Simone Weil

Miles and years become suddenly invisible when you find yourself back where you started from, as if you've learned nothing and you are once again the person you once were.

Karen White

The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened.

Peter Berger

What better way for a ruling class to claim and hold power than to pose as the defenders of the nation.

Christopher Hitchens

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher. Fontenelle says he would undertake to persuade the whole public of readers to believe that the sun was neither the cause of light or heat, if he could only get six philosophers on his side.

Oliver Goldsmith

Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species.

Friedrich Nietzsche