Commend a fool for his wit, or a rogue for his honesty and he will receive you into his favor.

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.

Elbert Hubbard

I have several computer companies. One of them I have a program for wide-format printing. I have a beauty program. So I have several different programs that I own for printing.

Jerry Mathers

How can what an Englishman believes be heresy? It is a contradiction in terms.

George Bernard Shaw

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

Benjamin Disraeli

Dire .. que l'homme est constitué de certains éléments chimiques est une description ne convenant qu'? ceux dont l'intention est de l'utiliser comme engrais.

Edmund W. Sinnott

Arkansas is a state where politics is retail.

Mike Huckabee

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

Sir Winston Churchill

You must live for another if you wish to live for yourself.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

Men always complained I had a lot of boyfriends. I never agreed, or disagreed. I was too busy kissing to care. I disapproved of jealous complainers and had not an opinion on their opinion of me.

Coco J. Ginger

Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.

Clarence Darrow

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

Loretta Lynn

All that tread, the globe are but a handful to the tribes, that slumber in its bosom.

William Cullen Bryant