You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

I have this theory about why men kill each other and break things.... Never mind. It's a dumb theory. I was going to say it was all sexual... but everything is sexual... but alcohol.

Kurt Vonnegut

Seeing her cry still made me feel the same way it did earlier.

Faraaz Kazi

Art is science made clear.

Wilson Mizner

You will not accept credit that is due to another, or harbor jealousy of an explorer who is more fortunate.

Abbott L. Lowell

I personally think you can have a really rich and full life with no abs. Abs are for wimps.

Rachel McAdams

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Mark Twain

Every sign is subject to the criteria of ideological evaluation. The domain of ideology coincides with the domain of signs. They equate with one another. Wherever a sign is present, ideology is present, too. Everything ideological possesses semiotic value.

V. N. Volosinov

Each of us, face to face with other men, is clothed with some sort of dignity, but we know only too well all the unspeakable things that go on in the heart.

Luigi Pirandello

Never tire yourself more than necessary, even if you have to found a culture on the fatigue of your bones.

Antonin Artaud, 1947

Courage consists in equality to the problem before us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any fool can have bad luck the art consists in knowing how to exploit it.

Frank Wedekind

When you do the wrong thing, knowing it is wrong, you do so because you haven't developed the habit of effectively controlling or neutralizing strong inner urges that tempt you, or because you have established the wrong habit and don't know how to eliminate them effectively.

W. Clement Stone