Quote by Edward Flaherty

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a f

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that someone is completely clueless and incapable of understanding or recognizing even the most obvious clues, even in the most appropriate circumstances. The exaggerated imagery of clue mating season, clue musk, and clue mating dance emphasize the extent of their cluelessness and implies that no matter how hard they try, they are just oblivious to the hints and cues around them.

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By Edward Flaherty

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