Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words that highlights a surprise and unexpected realization. The speaker's cousin, who identifies as gay, traveled to London with a certain expectation, but only discovered that Big Ben, often associated with something significant or symbolic, turned out to be a clock instead. The quote illustrates the idea of a person's anticipation not aligning with reality, leading to an amusing and light-hearted twist.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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