Quote by Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country

Summary

This quote suggests that cross country skiing is an ideal activity for people who live in small countries, insinuating that it may not be as suitable or practical in larger countries. The reasoning behind this viewpoint could be that smaller countries offer more accessible and diverse terrain for cross country skiing, making it easier for individuals to engage in this sport and explore the natural beauty of their surroundings. On the other hand, in larger countries, geographical limitations or distances might make cross country skiing less accessible, or limit the variety of locations available for this outdoor activity.

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