Quote by Marlon Wayans

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be,

Summary

This quote suggests that the ideal combination would embody the humor of monkeys and the strength of lions. By comparing oneself to a hybrid of these two creatures, the speaker emphasizes the desire to possess both qualities. This could be interpreted metaphorically, as an expression of the speaker's wish to have a charming and entertaining personality, while also being powerful and resilient like a lion. The quote implies a longing for a well-rounded persona that incorporates both lightheartedness and strength.

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By Marlon Wayans

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