My dad was an absentee dad, so it was always important to me that I was part of my daughter's life, and she deserved two parents, which is part of the rationale behind us staying married for 30 years.

Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways

William Shakespeare

Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.

Garry Trudeau

For changes to be of any true value, they've got to be lasting and consistent.

Anthony Robbins

Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.

Karl Marx

Unless one says goodbye to what one loves, and unless one travels to completely new territories, one can expect merely a long wearing away of oneself and an eventual extinction.

Jean Dubuffet

The advantage of time and place in all practical actions is half a victory; which being lost is irrecoverable.

Sir Francis Drake

The kingdom of Heaven is a condition of the heart --not something that comes upon the earth or after death.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't you go believing in sayings, Picotee: they are all made by men, for their own advantages. Women who use public proverbs as a guide through events are those who have not ingenuity enough to make private ones as each event occurs.

Thomas Hardy

I call religion a natural authority, but it has usually been conceived as a supernatural authority.

Herbert Read

People travel in the way of least resistance, by choosing one's environment, one will travel in a particular way.

H. Janicki

She didn't quite know what the relationship was between lunatics and the moon, but it must be a strong one, if they used a word like that to describe the insane.

Paulo Coelho

One of my favorite things is to have a three-hour conversation over coffee with someone.

Andy Grammer