Quote by John Green

Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.


Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrif

Summary

This quote humorously portrays a frustrated parent's desperate attempt to figure out why their child has woken them up in the middle of the night with a question. Despite their efforts, the parent fails to come up with a non-threatening explanation and emphasizes that they do not possess a match or lighter, implying that the child's question might have sinister connotations. This quote highlights the exasperation and confusion parents may experience when faced with unexpected interruptions from their children.

By John Green
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