Quote by John Green

Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter.

Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrif

Summary

This quote humorously portrays a frustrated parent's desperate attempt to figure out why their child has woken them up in the middle of the night with a question. Despite their efforts, the parent fails to come up with a non-threatening explanation and emphasizes that they do not possess a match or lighter, implying that the child's question might have sinister connotations. This quote highlights the exasperation and confusion parents may experience when faced with unexpected interruptions from their children.

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