David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.

Jackie Robinson

There are three kinds of intelligence; one kind understands things for itself, the other appreciates what others can understand, the third understands neither for itself nor through others. This first kind is excellent, the second good, and the third kind useless.

Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince,

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

Robert Lynd

I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.

Steven Wright

Suspense is worse than disappointment.

Robert Burns

Our principles are founded on the immovable basis of equal right and reason.

Thomas Jefferson

It's just amazing that there are so many prejudices even now.

Ione Skye

I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love.

John Lennon

Faith is believing what you know ain't so.

Mark Twain

Happiness is a sunbeam which may pass through a thousand bosoms without losing a particle of its original ray nay, when it strikes on a kindred heart, like the converged light on a mirror, it reflects itself with redoubled brightness. It is not perfected till it is shared.

Jane Porter

Coming together is a beginning keeping together is progress working together is success.

Henry Ford

Religion has to stay in the heart, not in politics. It is private.

Tahar Ben Jelloun