But, my dear sirs, when peace does come, you may call on me for any thing. Then will I share with you the last cracker, and watch with you to shield your homes and families against danger from every quarter.

If thou remember'st not the slightest folly that ever love did make thee run into, thou hast not loved.

William Shakespeare

A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.

Naa Shalman

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Craig Bruce

People hate it when they're tickled because laughter is not pleasant, if it goes on too long. I think it's a desperate sort of convulsion in desperate circumstances, which helps a little.

Kurt Vonnegut

I pay attention to my diet to be a healthier gymnast, but I'm not obsessive over it.

Shawn Johnson

Birds of a feather flock together.

Proverb

Very often I've known people who wouldn't say a word to each other, but they'd go to see movies together and experience life that way.

Martin Scorsese

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.

Allen Klein

You can't be reluctant to give up your lie and still tell the truth.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.

A.E. Housman

Faith encompasses so much more than a denomination!

Deborah Brodie