Quote by Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don

Summary

This quote humorously defines a statistician as someone who trusts in the accuracy of numbers but also recognizes that not all figures can withstand rigorous analysis. It implies that statisticians understand the limitations of data and the potential for errors or anomalies that can be discovered through thorough examination. Despite the belief that numbers are generally reliable when properly interpreted, this quote acknowledges the need for cautious skepticism and critical thinking when dealing with statistical information.

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