Quote by Steven Wright

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a wholepackage of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimesshe has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a who

Summary

This quote expresses a humorous observation about the speaker's dental hygiene habits and their attraction to their dental hygienist. By mentioning their indulgence in eating a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting for their appointment, the quote showcases a playful lack of self-restraint. Furthermore, it suggests that their dentist might need to cancel other appointments due to the extended time required for dealing with the consequences of the speaker's actions. Overall, the quote aims to amuse by emphasizing the irony of enjoying sweets while waiting for a dental check-up.

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