Devout believers are safeguarded in a high degree against the risk of certain neurotic illnesses; their acceptance of the universal neurosis spares them the task of constructing a personal one.

Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.

Arnold Edinborough

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Bennett Cerf

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Mae West

Order your soul; reduce your wants; live in charity; associate in Christian community; obey the laws; trust in Providence.

Saint Augustine of Hippo

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

Steve Jobs

I love being home at Christmastime.

Ashley Tisdale

Honesty coupled to beauty is to have honey a sauce to sugar.

Shakespeare, William

It's the most amazing cast, a dream cast. We laugh all the time.

Nicole Sullivan

Sober Minds give the world a chance. True Love brings you Hope. Blind Faith moves mountains. And the main savior from despair is Laughter.

Lara Biyuts

Come on, insisted Zaphod, I've found a way in.In? said Arthur in horror.Into the interior of the planet! An underground passage. The force of the whale's impact cracked it open, and that's where we have to go. Where no man has trod these five million years, into the very depths of time itself ...Marvin started his ironical humming again.Zaphod hit him and he shut up.With little shudders of disgust they all followed Zaphod down the incline into the crater, trying very hard not to look at its unfortunate creator.Life, said Marvin dolefully, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.

Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hikers

My play Safe Sex was picked apart because critics thought it was untrue. It was a play in which no one had AIDS, but the characters talked about how it was going to change their lives.

Harvey Fierstein

Man is a substance clad in shadows.

John Sterling