I didn't care about truth; I cared about beauty. It took me many years--it took the experience of lived time--to realize that they really are the same thing.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

Steven Wright

I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom... ...and I've decided you're a pillock.

Roger Kettle

Do you know why I stopped being Delight, my brother? I do. There are things not in your book. There are paths outside this garden.

Neil Gaiman

A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.

Gerald R. Ford

If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Jimmy Buffett

Even now, when I try and think of band names just randomly, I'm so thankful that 'fun.' is the name of the band. I never really think twice about it. It is so simple and so easy.

Nate Ruess

It is not miserable to be blind; it is miserable to be incapable of enduring blindness.

John Milton

The pleasure that is in sorrow is sweeter than the pleasure of pleasure itself.

Percy Bysshe Shelley, A Defence

Whatever comes in my way, I take it with smile.

Kubra Sait

In both our personal and professional lives, there are times when reality dictates that we must stand up and 'end' something. Either its time has passed, its season is over, or worse, continuing it would be destructive in some way.

Henry Cloud

I have never heard anything about the resolutions of the apostles, but a good deal about their acts.

Og Mandino

Sooner or later even the fastest runners have to stand and fight.

Stephen King