I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis. You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis. It was people hanging on every word, and I felt very uncomfortable a lot of times.

If any religion had the chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam

George Bernard Shaw

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Amy Sedaris

A desire for knowledge is the natural feeling of mankind; and every human being, whose mind is not debauched, will be willing to give all he has to get knowledge.

Samuel Johnson

I have been to several wars to draw. I went to Vietnam. And made drawings in Vietnam during that period of the war there, and found that to be a very very sad situation.

Gerald Scarfe

If one area I felt it was a tough election was I couldn't see my young son and I couldn't see my wife a lot, but apart from that for her also it was an experience.

Imran Khan

If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.

Anon.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Charles Lamb

Every man is wanted and no man is wanted much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.

Rodney Dangerfield

One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.

Pauline Kael

It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.

David Duchovny

If they want to talk about aliens and anything like that... that's part of the gift God gave us. That's what makes life exciting. We're pretty stuck, you know. What gives flight to our life is our imagination.

Michael Moriarty