When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Bill Cosby

For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

William Shakespeare

When you are in any contest, you should work as if there were - to the very last minute - a chance to lose it. This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

He who endeavors to please must appear pleased

Samuel Johnson

In today's knowledge-based economy, what you earn depends on what you learn. Jobs in the information technology sector, for example, pay 85 percent more than the private sector average.

William J. Clinton

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Man knows that there are in the soul tints more bewildering, more numberless, and more nameless that the colors of an autumn forest....Yet he seriously believes that these things can every one of them , in all their tones and semi-tones, in all their blends and unions, be accurately represented by an arbitrary system of grunts and squeals. He believes that an ordinary civilized stockbroker can really produce out of his own inside noises which denote all the mysteries of memory and all the agonies of desire.

G. K. Chesterton

To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice.

Henry Ward Beecher

Politics ruins the character.

Otto von Bismarck

I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food.

Star Jones

I loved my 17 years with R.E.M., but I'm ready to reflect, assess and move on to a different phase of my life. The four of us will continue our close friendship, and I look forward to hearing their future efforts as the world's biggest R.E.M. fan.

Bill Berry

Yes, I do touch. I believe that everyone needs that

Princess of Wales Diana