When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

Mark Twain

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

E. W. Howe

Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism but peace, easy taxes, and a tolerable administration of justice: all the rest being brought about by the natural course of things.

Adam Smith

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright

I personally have always found the Unitarian faith a source of comfort and help in my daily life.

Leverett Saltonstall

It's a terrible thing to be alone -- yes it is -- it is -- but don't lower your mask until you have another mask prepared beneath --as terrible as you like --but a mask.

Katherine Mansfield

War is evil, but it is often the lesser evil.

George Orwell

Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

Anon.

Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle.

Henri Frederic Amiel

I'm not comfortable being preachy, but more people need to start spending as much time in the library as they do on the basketball court.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

Bertolt Brecht