Quote by Walter Matthau

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay

Summary

This quote sarcastically highlights the financial burden that often comes with extensive medical treatments. The person who said it initially only had six months to live, as predicted by the doctor. However, since they couldn't afford to pay for their medical expenses, the doctor humorously extended their life by six more months. It sheds light on the unfortunate reality that financial constraints can impact access to healthcare and the decisions made by medical professionals.

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By Walter Matthau

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