Quote by Steven Wright

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it'

Summary

This quote is a comedic play on words. It suggests that the term "room temperature" is simply a fixed concept regardless of the actual temperature in the room. It implies that the temperature of a room is always "room temperature," regardless of whether it is hot or cold. It humorously highlights the redundancy of the phrase and pokes fun at the obviousness of the statement.

By Steven Wright

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