Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times 3 while I was reading it

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the mischievous behavior of a dog who, while the speaker was reading the paper, chose to relieve itself on it not just once, but three times. The speaker's exasperated tone portrays their surprise and perhaps annoyance at their dog's actions, indicating the dog's lack of obedience or training. This quote captures the amusing and unpredictable nature of pets, reflecting the charming but often frustrating experiences that come with having them as companions.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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