I don't care what other critics say, I only hope to be played.

There are no winners, only survivors.

Frank Gifford

The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Charlie Chaplin

I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.

Leo Burnett

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.

Charles Bukowski

Marriage is a reflection of your life in general: how you treat people, how you argue, how secure you are in your own thoughts. How vehemently do you argue your point of view? With what disdain do you view the other's point of view?

William Shatner

The truth is that the average schoolmaster, on all the lower levels, is and always must be essentially and next door to an idiot, for how can one imagine an intelligent man engaging in so puerile an avocation?

H. L. Mencken

If it seems to us that we are not satisfied with life, we should see this as a reason to be unsatisfied with ourselves.

Leo Tolstoy

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Noel Coward

Poetry is rather an approach to things, to life, than it is typographical production.

Joseph Brodsky

The least one can say of power is that a vocation for it is suspicious.

Jean Rostand

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.

Mike Epps

People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around and leave.

James Randi