Quote by Steven Wright

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night?

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it w

Summary

This humorous quote playfully highlights the annoyance and inconvenience of experiencing numbness or tingling sensations in one's hand, often referred to as the hand "falling asleep." The remark suggests that this unpleasant sensation might keep the individual awake throughout the night, symbolizing the persistence and discomfort it can cause. Using humor, it adds a relatable and lighthearted tone to an otherwise frustrating situation.

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