Quote by Abe Lemons

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

Summary

This quote is a sarcastic and humorous way of expressing reluctance towards jogging or engaging in any form of physical exercise. The speaker is playfully suggesting that they prefer a non-active lifestyle and would rather face illness than exert themselves through jogging. It highlights a humorous outlook on fitness and exercise while also conveying a preference for a sedentary lifestyle.

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By Abe Lemons

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