I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

It's not how long life is but the quality of our life that is important.

Roger Dawson

I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president - with the possible exceptions of Johnson, FDR, and Lincoln - just in terms of what we've gotten done in modern history. But, you know, but when it comes to the economy, we've got a lot more work to do. And we're gonna keep on at it.

Barack Obama

Land and sea, weakness and decline are great separators, but death is the great divorcer for ever.

John Keats

In their poverty, the mentally handicapped reveal God to us and hold us close to the gospel.

Henri Nouwen

I was an ugly kid. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.

Rodney Dangerfield

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.

Barry White

Every man must get to Heaven his own way.

Frederick the Great

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

Jack Welch

The piano is able to communicate the subtlest universal truths by means of wood, metal and vibrating air.

Kenneth Miller

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Tyler Durden

The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team ought to get credit for the wins and the losses. Successes have many fathers, failures have none.

Philip Caldwell

A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!

Alton Brown