Quote by Joan Rivers

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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Summary

This quote, attributed to American comedian Joan Rivers, humorously highlights the parent's desire to be respected and appreciated by their children. By contrasting the concept of an easy birth and the mother's exaggerated claim of being torn apart, the quote suggests that in order to maintain their authority and gain respect, parents shouldn't downplay the challenges they have faced in raising their children. It humorously conveys the idea of a parent reclaiming their power by sharing an exaggerated story of sacrifice in a lighthearted manner.

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By Joan Rivers

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