Quote by Dorothy Kilgallen

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with on

Summary

This quote humorously depicts the role of a doorman as someone exceptionally skilled at their job. It portrays a doorman as not only being capable of effortlessly assisting people into their cars but also hints at their ability to do so while simultaneously handling other tasks, such as accepting a tip. Here, the doorman is portrayed as a capable individual who possesses the perfect blend of efficiency, dexterity, and customer service. The quote emphasizes their professionalism and highlights the seamless convenience they provide to patrons.

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By Dorothy Kilgallen

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