Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.

One thing changes every evening: It's the audience, and I'm working my magic. I'm always learning from it.

Eli Wallach

It is dangerous to let the public behind the scenes. They are easily disillusioned and then they are angry with you, for it was the illusion they loved.

W. Somerset Maugham

Mine is better than ours.

Benjamin Franklin

Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Michael Jordan

After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D.

Source Unknown

Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is.

Tennessee (Thomas Lanier) Willia

She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says caution wide load

Rodney Dangerfield

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Joe E. Lewis

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill

Finding that balance between work and family is the hardest thing I've ever done - by far.

Gwen Stefani

Man reaches his perfection, not through what he has, not even through what he does, but entirely through what he is.

Oscar Wilde

When the Stranger says: What is the meaning of this city ? Do you huddle close together because you love each other? What will you answer? We all dwell together To make money from each other? or This is a community?

T. S. Eliot