For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.

I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building... Ichanged my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over andlanded on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happenedand one turned to the other and said, See, that's how it'sdone.

Steven Wright

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias.

William Allen White

The earth is supported by the power of truth it is the power of truth that makes the sun shine and the winds blow indeed all things rest upon truth.

Chanakya

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.

George Herbert

When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

Shaquille O'Neal

The want of money is the root of all evil.

Samuel Butler

Children, I grant, should be innocent; but when the epithet is applied to men, or women, it is but a civil term for weakness.

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Part of the reason that the government's fear mongering is succeeding is because so many people are so ignorant, that it is easier for government to frighten people in submission.

James Bovard

If there are things you don't like in the world you grew up in, make your own life different.

David Thomas

Where a great proportion of the people are suffered to languish in helpless misery, that country must be ill policed, and wretchedly governed: a decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization

Samuel Johnson

How excellent it is to have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannous to use like a giant.

William Shakespeare

I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face and the wind blowing through my hair.

Evel Knievel