Quote by Steven Wright

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Summary

This quote is a humorous and lighthearted way of expressing that the speaker is not concerned about their cholesterol levels or health because they live a fast-paced and exciting life. It suggests that they prioritize the thrill and exhilaration of driving fast over the potential risks to their health. The quote emphasizes a carefree and adventurous attitude, disregarding the potential negative consequences in favor of immediate enjoyment.

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By Steven Wright

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