Quote by Steven Wright

Droughts are because God didn't pay his water bill.

Droughts are because God didn't pay his water bill.

Summary

This quote is a sarcastic and humorous way of addressing the issue of droughts. It implies that the lack of rainfall and resulting droughts are attributed to a non-existent or irresponsible action on the part of a higher power, specifically God. The quote serves to highlight the absurdity of such a claim, emphasizing the natural causes and scientific explanations behind droughts, rather than attributing them to supernatural or divine factors.

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