Quote by Steven Wright

When I was eight, I played Little League. I was on first; I stole third; I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a straight line. I took advantage of that knowledge.

When I was eight, I played Little League. I was on first; I

Summary

This quote reflects the moment of realization and practical application of a fundamental principle - the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. The speaker describes how, as an eight-year-old playing Little League, they used this newfound knowledge to their advantage. By stealing third base directly instead of taking a longer path, they demonstrate an understanding of efficiency and directness in accomplishing their goal. This quote highlights the power of learning and applying simple principles in everyday situations.

By Steven Wright

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