Erase from your vocabulary the word someday. Do not save things for special occasions. Take into account the fact that every day is special. Every day is a gift that we must appreciate and be thankful for. Wear your attractive clothes, wear your nice perfume, use your fine silverware and dishes, and drink from your expensive crystal glasses just because. Live every day to the fullest and savor every minute of it.

A politician is one that would circumvent God.

William Shakespeare

for I look upon the Frasers to be about as unhappy as most other married people.

Jane Austen

A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime.

Edgar Allan Poe

You don't want to love - your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You aren't positive, you're negative. You absorb, absorb, as if you must fill yourself up with love, because you've got a shortage somewhere.

David Herbert Lawrence

Jealousy is the grave of affection.

Mary Baker Eddy

To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.

Hulk Hogan

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.

Lord Peter Wimsey

The abortionist who reassembles the arms and legs of a tiny baby to make sure all its parts have been torn from its mother's body can hardly doubt whether it is a human being.

Ronald Reagan

I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Wright

Can you design a Rorschach test that's going to make everyone feel something every time - and that looks like a Rorschach test? It's easy to show a picture of a kitten or a car accident. The question is, how abstract can you get and still get the audience to feel something when they don't know what's happening to them?

Jason Reitman

Human nature is evil, and goodness is caused by intentional activity.

Xun Zi

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.

Joseph Chilton Pearce