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I don't think chocolate and blueberries would be good, I think YOU and chocolate would be better.
Oscar Torres
May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is ... Chocolate.
Geraldine Solon
You know, they've got these chocolate assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? And you eat all the ones you like, and the only ones left are the ones you don't like as much? I always think about that when something painful comes up. Now I just have topolish these off, and everything'll be OK. Life is a box of chocolates. I suppose you could call it a philosophy.
Haruki Murakami
Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.
John Green
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Charles Monroe Schulz, Lucy Van
Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they have become temporarily inhumane, who are tormented by their families, who find life sad and love ephemeral; they should all eat chocolate and they will be comforted.
JeanAnthelme BrillatSavarin
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton, The Devils Advocate
What you see before you is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.Additional note: Quoteland has received the following communication from John Philip Dayton regarding this quotation: I knew Katharine Hepburn well - produced her last three movies - not sure where you got the quote What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate - but it does not sound like Kate - she might have said it, but without the my friend. This is a phrase I have never, ever, heard her utter, and it would be highly uncharacteristic of her to do so - as far as the chocolate part goes, that, indeed is Kate - Sincerely, John Dayton
Katharine Hepburn, (attributed)
...the taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate...entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Anon.
If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner.
It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.
Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief borrowed lives in a spasm of raspberry cream and fear.
Neil Gaiman
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine I
Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
Sandra Boynton
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
Michael Levine, quoted in The Em
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
George Bernard Shaw, 1894
Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.(Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick)
Proverb
Swallowing that chocolate you just ateMay have been your fatal mistake!Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots,Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot.Your breath will go smelly - it may make you sick,Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit!After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition,You will need to visit your local beautician.But no matter how ugly you may turn out to beYou will always be sweet and beautiful to me.
Kevin Missen
