It is the eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that, where one members suffers, all the members suffer with it.

Nothing factual that I write or say will be as truthful as my fiction.

Nadine Gordimer

I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all.

Robert Pattinson

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Kin Hubbard

Women have sat indoors all these millions of years, so that by this time the very walls are permeated by their creative force, which has, indeed, so overcharged the capacity of bricks and mortar that it must needs harness itself to pens and brushes and business and politics.

Virginia Woolf

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

Steven Wright

Just do it.

Nike Corporation

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

Adam Carolla

You can't make footprints in the sand of time if you're sitting on your butt, and who wants to make buttprints in the sand of time?

Bob Moawad

When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.

Muriel Spark

I've only recently realized that I have a radically different relationship with my parents than a lot of people.

Lena Dunham

If you look closely, there is no book more visual than Three Trapped Tigers, in that it is filled with blank pages, dark pages, it has stars made of words, the famous magical cube made of numbers, and there is even a page which is a mirror.

Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

E.B. (Elwyn Brooks) White, Some