Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

People do not read stupidities with impunity.

Victor Hugo

Never forget that you are married to a very beautiful woman.

Michael Lipsey

The idea that creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time.

Stephen King

The city is loveliest when the sweet death racket begins. Her own life lived in defiance of nature, her electricity, her frigidaires, her soundproof walls, the glint of lacquered nails, the plumes that wave across the corrugated sky. Here in the coffin depths grow the everlasting flowers sent by telegraph.

Henry Miller

'Age' is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years.

Martha Graham

And by the way, if I always tell you the truth, you might start to believe me.

Victor L. Wooten

The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more execution than a whole barrel of gunpowder idly exploded in the air.

William Gilmore Simms

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.

Hannah Whitall Smith

The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously in every way necessarily comes to grief among so many who are not virtuous.

Niccolo Machiavelli

I hear my friends and my mom tell me I'm special, but honestly, I still don't get it.

LeBron James

Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you.

Miguel de Unamuno

if there is something more excellent than the truth, then that is God; if not, then truth itself is God

Saint Augustine